Wanted - Wife

[termite]

Looking for a wife, doesn't need a passport, prefer well serviced and low maintenance but open to offers.

May PX for 6.6m rib, what have you got ?

T

 

[Tosspot2]

Surely you haven't fallen out with the future Mrs T already - what was it then, the colour of the fabrics in the Lounge or what?

 

[jackeen's Missus]

OK spill T.

Send PM if it's delicate.

Missus

Could px Paul for the RIB?

 

[jw.]

May PX for 6.6m rib, ...

T

Done!

 

[jackeen's Missus]

The Ribster wants a wife...

(Wash your mouth out JW!!!!)



(May I humbly suggest that this may be the wrong forum T.? )


Or if we're now to operate a wife-finding service we will have to be more organised ...

1) You'll have to Pay Pal..

2) You will need to purchase one of our new Varmint wife-finders to fix to chosen mode of transport (they don't really tell you where to go but once you've located a wife, she'll do that for ya)

Missus

 

[Ice Kiddie]

Oh dear. (not sure what to say).

Err, if it's any help... always make sure that the old version is fully uninstalled before attempting to install a new version. You don't want any conflicts.

 

[Ice Kiddie]

Re: Wife - finder

Also worth doing virus checks and getting rid of worms....

I don't believe you just said that!!!!!!

 

[Ice Kiddie]

Surely you got your mate Diarmud Gavin to sort out the garden round at T's new place?

 

[Ice Kiddie]

Never mind T - you can come and stay over at RIBex now!

http://www.rib.net/forum/showthread.php?t=3115&goto=newpost

(OMG, T's probably and we're )

 

[Ice Kiddie]

It's a bloke thing

 

[termite]

Surely you haven't fallen out with the future Mrs T already - what was it then, the colour of the fabrics in the Lounge or what?

Didn't even get that far, but yes I am now young, free and single.

Wonder how many blokes would secretly like to be single again ?

and missus

But you needn't spend a fortune....(let me find an example)...

Thats very nice of you, I am not fussy anyone considered, do you have a friend in mind then ?

T

 

[jackeen's Missus]

No...you must have a break like another forumite (named after a biscuit)...

Time to enjoy life again for a while & GO BOATING!!!

Littlehampton on Sunday then???

Missus

 

[Ice Kiddie]

a hardbote in yer avveytar?

Steel hulled, no less!!

(Unfortunately it appears to be aground on the Bramble Bank )

 

[Ice Kiddie]

another forumite (named after a biscuit)...

Gary Baldy?

 

[Ice Kiddie]

Oh no, Louise has just realised who you mean!

 

[Ice Kiddie]

He's quite open about his fun-filled life!!!!!!!

Good thing really, he's got no choice now!

 

[Tosspot2]

Whilst you are all over in Littlehampton have a look for this:

http://www.babcockdisposals.co.uk/ItemSpec.asp?ItemID=30683

that should take T's mind off his current problems - also probably cheaper in the long run

 

[Rogue Wave]

No...you must have a break like another forumite (named after a biscuit)...

Biskit i think was the correct word........Also Richard another clue is

e as de mos fammus thirrd plais bote inn orl de wurld

 

[termite]

Why is the Ice Kiddies boat facing west when we are going to little Hampton on Sunday ? has he no idea, but just all the gear...

and Rogue, what all this about a third place ? did he not get the laurels, champaigne and the girls or just the certificate for being there ?

T

{Gone fishin, for a wife}

 

[Cookee]

Biskit i think was the correct word........Also Richard another clue is

e as de mos fammus thirrd plais bote inn orl de wurld

Only just got it!