wimmins tites

The gArfish

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Location
rinng faktery
Boat name
rinng peas
ow menny animuls arr der inn a pare ov wimmins tites


wan pussey
wan beever
lotts ov fkin haires
wan asss
too carves
de ocashunul cokk

ohh ann a ded fissh dat noe fkker cann fynd:laugh:

gArf
 
garf you crack me up :drain:
 
I think you'll often find something ferretting about as well sometimes it's a thrush!
 
Not to mention the occasional clam disguised with a beard.
 
"There's nothing tastier than a bearded Clam"

Nice strapline!
:D
 
Also the occasional "camel foot" and or "Rib".:lol:lol:
 
Your a Bad "Muddy Funster" Gav. :laugh:
 
So am i!

But then again, i find it moderatly interesting.:well:
 
R-Don said:
So am i!

But then again, i find it moderatly interesting.:well:

:devilish:

well i was doing some research into the bone structure of camels feet and this is what google returned:aaahhh: Honest!:dizzy:
 
Besides the Animals, here are some other things you are likely to find in womens tights:

Ten Toes
Toe Fungus
A little man in a boat (Rib)
A Chocolate Starfish
Bank Robbers
Knobbly Knees
"Bridget Jones" style Pants
And Ladders.


:lol:lol:
 
Does anybody know if women follow through?
 
I guess they do, they just aint gonna tell you are they.

I believe that most women lose control of their bladders after childbirth. This is where the saying "I pissed meself laughing" comes from.

Then if that aint bad enough, some of em suffer from a "prolapsed womb" later in life! The old inverted V**ina syndrome!

The old girls get a pretty **** time of it all if you think about it, so its probably best not too.:lol:lol:

Nah, really, its the least we Gents can do to share our love of boats with them.
 
What with a load of "Pompey Scummers", you must be joking.
 

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