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Old 09-01-2007, 01:00 PM   #1
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Blonde gets her own back

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a Cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go Quicker if you strike up a conversation with your Fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it Slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to Discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear Power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting Topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a Cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the Deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat Patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't The slightest idea!"

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you Feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't Know shit?"

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Old 09-01-2007, 03:44 PM   #2
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Old 09-01-2007, 05:31 PM   #3
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My wife is blond!! But she's never that clever. But at least she is blond and not ginger!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-01-2007, 05:32 PM   #4
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I think cookie was blond before he went bald.
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Old 10-01-2007, 12:18 AM   #5
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A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?"

"Yes" he says ... "I was in the Falklands for three years."

The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment". And then asks "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says "Yes 100% ... A land mine blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy "OK I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM ..... You can start tomorrow ..Come in at 10:00am."

The guy is puzzled and says ... "If the hours are from 8:00am to 4:00pm .. Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00am?"

"This is a council job" the interviewer replies: "For the first two hours
we sit around scratching our balls... No point in you coming in for that."
Boat: (Noun) - A hole in the water, lined with fibreglass, into which you pour money.
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