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[Pash 1]

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment seminar hosted by the Bank of Iceland, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an
ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die
and I'll inherit £200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card .... and three days
later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

[MrRob]

Quality!

[Pearny]

Originally Posted by Pash 1

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment seminar hosted by the Bank of Iceland, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an
ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die
and I'll inherit £200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card .... and three days
later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

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