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Old 19-11-2013, 11:47 AM   #1
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An Irish mother-in-law comes to visit her daughter, Molly, only to find son-in-law Paddy
in a steaming rage and packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy?" she asks.

"What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife
telling her I was coming home from my fishing holiday today. I get home, and guess what I find? Your daughter, your precious Molly, my wife, cavorting with Joe Murphy in our marriage bed.
It's unforgivable. It's the end of our marriage. I'm leaving!"

"Ah now, calm down Paddy," says the mother-in-law.
"Molly would never want to hurt you in that way. There
must be a simple explanation. I'll go and speak to her immediately."

Moments later the mother-in-law returns with a big grin.

"There now Paddy, I told you there must be a simple explanation, and there was. Molly never got
your email."
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