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Old 14-02-2008, 06:31 PM   #1
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shud i bee wurrid.......

..........bowt dis mutt

orl itt wonts too doo iz woch de fkin tely

ifn i swich itt orf de mutt growels att mee til i swich itt bakk onn
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Old 14-02-2008, 06:40 PM   #2
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He likes "Golden Balls"
Is it because he hasnt got his any more??
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Old 15-02-2008, 01:11 PM   #3
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Who knew that Garf was a flowery vase kinda guy?
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Old 15-02-2008, 03:24 PM   #4
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Missed that
Well spotted

Check out the Carpet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 15-02-2008, 03:47 PM   #5
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[QUOTE=Pash 1;126755]He likes "Golden Balls"


Now you know what you get for you £200 a hour solicitor fees, an officiado of day time TV
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Old 15-02-2008, 04:11 PM   #6
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dems jenyewin anteeks bort dowen de camdin markit yew inyewit nobbend


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Check out the Carpet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dats a jenyewin anteek pershun carpit yew loyer (dats de wurst insullt i cud fink ov att a momints notis).

misiz garFish sez yorr a ded mann walkin
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Old 15-02-2008, 06:25 PM   #7
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Now you know what you get for you £200 a hour solicitor fees, an officiado of day time TV
£200 an hour....... You devalue my Professional Qualifications.... I wouldnt stop watching Jeremy Kyle for £200 an hour
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Old 15-02-2008, 06:27 PM   #8
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dems jenyewin anteeks bort dowen de camdin markit yew inyewit nobbend




dats a jenyewin anteek pershun carpit yew loyer (dats de wurst insullt i cud fink ov att a momints notis).

misiz garFish sez yorr a ded mann walkin
LOL thats the first time I've been able to understand what the hell you are on about. My complements to "Misiz garFish"
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Old 20-02-2008, 12:11 PM   #9
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thats the first time I've been able to understand what the hell you are on about
fuk mee dats a bitt ricch cummin fromm a nobbur wot torks legul bollux orl de tyme

de mutt injoyd wochin tirminayter lasst nite butt iz mait preefers a gud buk
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Old 20-02-2008, 08:09 PM   #10
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fuk mee dats a bitt ricch cummin fromm a nobbur wot torks legul bollux orl de tyme

de mutt injoyd wochin tirminayter lasst nite butt iz mait preefers a gud buk

mmmmmmmmm Seems the Dogs is well read

A Classic I hope

Nice Dogs though Mr & Mrs gArfish
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Old 21-02-2008, 06:54 PM   #11
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You can grovel better than that, remember Mrs gArf says your still a dead man walking
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Old 21-02-2008, 08:20 PM   #12
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A Classic I hope
itt woz a buk bi dat shaykespeer nobbur corld hamlit. itts unlukky to saiy de naim sow thay corl itt de scottishh plaiy

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Mrs gArf says your still a dead man walking
de mutts gott de fkin ump wiv im az wel arfter i towld im dat de carpit snobb az gott a catt

wen i kikt im owt ov de bakk dore forr iz mawnin pis hee maid dis growlin noize wich sownded jus lyke iyul bee barrk

too mucch fkin tirminayter i fink

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