Slave labour

Tony Davis · 24-09-2008, 04:42 PM

Check this out, then look at the hourly rate!!!
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JOB LOCATION Ringwood, Dorset; UK

JOB TITLE Laminator / Tool Maker

JOB DESCRIPTION

You will be joining a large fully equipped R & D facility for mould design and production and over 45,000 sq ft of production space dedicated exclusively to composite manufacture.

They provide quick and effective solution to composite component manufacture; in closed mould, resin infusion, vacuum bagging and traditional hand laminate techniques.

As a supplier to leading UK and international brand name companies in the Marine, Home Improvement and Construction markets, they have developed skills within both high quality precision tool production and volume component manufacture.

They provide quick and effective solution to composite component manufacture; in closed mould, resin infusion, vacuum bagging and traditional hand laminate techniques.Efficient and cost effective mould tool manufacture is an integral element of the business.

Primary tasks:

Effectively and efficiently work within the production and maintenance of all patterns, plugs, parts and moulds associated within company’s products and practices.

Required to undertake samples and prototype components for the company and clients

Responsible for working as part of a close team ensuring self discipline, good time keeping, and an excellent health & safety attitude.

Required to closely follow working procedures and instructions – both written and verbal

Expected to accurately record process information and material details

Responsible for good general housekeeping

You will have an interest in developing own skills through training and personal in-house development.

The ideal candidate will have a keen interest in composites, have good attention to detail, be inventive and be adept at problem solving.

Essential key skills required for this role:

Hand Laminating Skills
Various Composite Processing Methods
Sanding, Cutting & Polishing
Plug Building & Mould Making
Power Tool and Small Machine Use

High Attention to Detail
Self Discipline
Good Timekeeping
Good Practical Ability
Good Command of the English Language

SALARY

£6.35 to £9.07 P/H Depending On Experience

TimB-C · 24-09-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony Davis

Check this out, then look at the hourly rate!!!
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JOB LOCATION Ringwood, Dorset; UK

JOB TITLE Laminator / Tool Maker

JOB DESCRIPTION

You will be joining a large fully equipped R & D facility for mould design and production and over 45,000 sq ft of production space dedicated exclusively to composite manufacture.

They provide quick and effective solution to composite component manufacture; in closed mould, resin infusion, vacuum bagging and traditional hand laminate techniques.

As a supplier to leading UK and international brand name companies in the Marine, Home Improvement and Construction markets, they have developed skills within both high quality precision tool production and volume component manufacture.

They provide quick and effective solution to composite component manufacture; in closed mould, resin infusion, vacuum bagging and traditional hand laminate techniques.Efficient and cost effective mould tool manufacture is an integral element of the business.

Primary tasks:

Effectively and efficiently work within the production and maintenance of all patterns, plugs, parts and moulds associated within company’s products and practices.

Required to undertake samples and prototype components for the company and clients

Responsible for working as part of a close team ensuring self discipline, good time keeping, and an excellent health & safety attitude.

Required to closely follow working procedures and instructions – both written and verbal

Expected to accurately record process information and material details

Responsible for good general housekeeping

You will have an interest in developing own skills through training and personal in-house development.

The ideal candidate will have a keen interest in composites, have good attention to detail, be inventive and be adept at problem solving.

Essential key skills required for this role:

Hand Laminating Skills
Various Composite Processing Methods
Sanding, Cutting & Polishing
Plug Building & Mould Making
Power Tool and Small Machine Use

High Attention to Detail
Self Discipline
Good Timekeeping
Good Practical Ability
Good Command of the English Language

SALARY

£6.35 to £9.07 P/H Depending On Experience

YOU should apply keep you out the woods and be respectable

Tony Davis · 24-09-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TimB-C

YOU should apply keep you out the woods and be respectable

""Self Discipline. Good Timekeeping""

Hmm, possibly not.

TimB-C · 24-09-2008, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony Davis

""Self Discipline. Good Timekeeping""

Hmm, possibly not.

I heard you liked being disciplined

BluFin · 24-09-2008, 05:21 PM

Why do I think that will be vacant for a long time. my No1 gets that waiting tables.

Mmmh thats still more than an FO on a budget airline

Pash 1 · 24-09-2008, 05:43 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmm

I wont get out of bed for less than £50 per hour... But I will stay in bed for less

And getting all sticky/dirty/grubby for that kinda money..... NO WAY

Tony please let us know how many replies you get to your job advert

Tony Davis · 24-09-2008, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BluFin

Why do I think that will be vacant for a long time. my No1 gets that waiting tables.

Mmmh thats still more than an FO on a budget airline

That's about the correct rate for a Lami, but they don't normally come with the rest of the skills for that hourly rate!

Captain Chaos · 24-09-2008, 06:27 PM

I had just assumed you were advertising for Staff Tone

cfun · 24-09-2008, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pash 1

mmmmmmmmmmmm

And getting all sticky/dirty/grubby for that kinda money.... NO WAY

NO WAY ... YES WAY you will be getting sticky/dirty/grubby/frustrated/working for free/and broke fixing that boat up ... but it will all be worth it

Tony Davis · 24-09-2008, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Chaos

I had just assumed you were advertising for Staff Tone

If I was, it would read like this.....

JOB LOCATION Alderholt, Hants, UK

JOB TITLE Laminator / Tool Maker

JOB DESCRIPTION

You will be joining a small poorly equipped R & D facility for mould design and production and over 1,000sq ft of production space dedicated exclusively to composite manufacture, storing other people junk and a kettle.

They attempt to provide quick and effective solution to composite component manufacture; in traditional hand laminate techniques.

As a supplier to poor, unsuspecting customer in the Marine markets, they have developed skills, some of which are usefull within both reasonable quality tool production and single component manufacture.

They provide frustratingly slow solutions to composite component manufacture; in traditional hand laminate techniques. But they're unbeliveably cheap!

Primary tasks:

Laminating

Tea Making

Sweeping up

Note taking

You will have an interest in developing own skills through training and the occasional moonlighting.

The ideal candidate will have a keen interest in composites, dogs, horses, gardening and watching others work.

Essential key skills required for this role:

Hand Laminating Skills
Tea making
Sanding, Cutting & Polishing
Plug Building & Mould Making
Power Tool and Small Machine Use, including kettle, microwave and sandwich toaster.

High Attention to Detail
Self Discipline
Good Timekeeping
Good Practical Ability

SALARY

£6.35 to £9.07 Cash, no questions asked.

Jon Fuller · 24-09-2008, 06:59 PM

lol

very good

larby · 24-09-2008, 07:02 PM

lmao

Foolish · 24-09-2008, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Davis

If I was, it would read like this.....

JOB LOCATION Alderholt, Hants, UK

JOB TITLE Laminator / Tool Maker

JOB DESCRIPTION

You will be joining a small poorly equipped R & D facility for mould design and production and over 1,000sq ft of production space dedicated exclusively to composite manufacture, storing other people junk and a kettle.

They attempt to provide quick and effective solution to composite component manufacture; in traditional hand laminate techniques.

As a supplier to poor, unsuspecting customer in the Marine markets, they have developed skills, some of which are usefull within both reasonable quality tool production and single component manufacture.

They provide frustratingly slow solutions to composite component manufacture; in traditional hand laminate techniques. But they're unbeliveably cheap!

Primary tasks:

Laminating

Tea Making

Sweeping up

Note taking

You will have an interest in developing own skills through training and the occasional moonlighting.

The ideal candidate will have a keen interest in composites, dogs, horses, gardening and watching others work.

Essential key skills required for this role:

Hand Laminating Skills
Tea making
Sanding, Cutting & Polishing
Plug Building & Mould Making
Power Tool and Small Machine Use, including kettle, microwave and sandwich toaster.

High Attention to Detail
Self Discipline
Good Timekeeping
Good Practical Ability

SALARY

£6.35 to £9.07 Cash, no questions asked.

How many days holiday ?

Mark Wildey · 25-09-2008, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Tony Davis

Good Timekeeping

Shouldn't that read

Ability to give unrealistic job completion times are essential skills the applicant must possess.