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22-09-2005, 06:26 PM
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Visit to Gav
Went up to Krappyminster yesterday to see the norvern monkey, and after talking bollix for a few hours we went to lunch at a real classy pub!
How do I know it was classy, coz it had a vending machine in the gents loos that sold sex toys!!!!!!
Shame I didn't have 6 pound coins on me, I could have bought a replacement for Chaos!
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22-09-2005, 07:18 PM
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Re: Visit to Gav
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22-09-2005, 07:28 PM
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You're honoured...most I get is a poxy cuppa... and then I have to bring my own milk... and that's on the very odd day that you can catch the young fecka actually at work...
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22-09-2005, 07:30 PM
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I didn't know Chaos was a 'sex toy' !!!
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22-09-2005, 07:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jono
You're honoured...most I get is a poxy cuppa... and then I have to bring my own milk... and that's on the very odd day that you can catch the young fecka actually at work...
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HUH thats when you are actually in this Country..............
Gets about more than Judith Chalmers does Jono!
Whens the next bucket delivery??
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22-09-2005, 07:37 PM
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Originally posted by Gav
Whens the next bucket delivery??
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Oh, Boy! You're gonna wish you'd never asked that..... I'll see ya tomorrow.. if yer there, that is..... wiv me truck.....full!
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22-09-2005, 07:43 PM
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right gavster......................you can stick 25-30 og the feckers in some brown paper and post them to chaos mansions!
thats the buckets mind, not the sex toys!
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22-09-2005, 08:04 PM
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Originally posted by Jono
Oh, Boy! You're gonna wish you'd never asked that..... I'll see ya tomorrow.. if yer there, that is..... wiv me truck.....full!
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Luverly! i'll be there!
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22-09-2005, 08:05 PM
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Originally posted by Captain Chaos
right gavster......................you can stick 25-30 og the feckers in some brown paper and post them to chaos mansions!
thats the buckets mind, not the sex toys!
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You could collect them in person and bring you know what!!(and fit grafix)
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22-09-2005, 08:11 PM
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The Doc
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no, i dont know what?
if its all that porn you stuck in my glove box........you can get lost! I burnt it all!....................'best of man love #7'!!!!!!!!! what kind of fella do you take me for?
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22-09-2005, 08:13 PM
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Originally posted by Captain Chaos
no, i dont know what?
if its all that porn you stuck in my glove box........you can get lost! I burnt it all!....................'best of man love #7'!!!!!!!!! what kind of fella do you take me for?
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22-09-2005, 08:40 PM
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Originally posted by Gav
You could collect them in person and bring you know what!!(and fit grafix)
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is it my grafix??
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22-09-2005, 08:44 PM
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The Doc
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could well be!
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22-09-2005, 09:01 PM
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Originally posted by Gav
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Shite, I knew I forgot something!!!
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22-09-2005, 09:05 PM
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Originally posted by Tony Davis
Shite, I knew I forgot something!!!
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you suverners forget yr head if it werent screwed on
perhaps mr chaos would pick some up when he comes to see me
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22-09-2005, 09:42 PM
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Re: Visit to Gav
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Originally posted by Tony Davis
Went up to Krappyminster yesterday to see the norvern monkey, and after talking bollix for a few hours we went to lunch at a real classy pub!
How do I know it was classy, coz it had a vending machine in the gents loos that sold sex toys!!!!!!
Shame I didn't have 6 pound coins on me, I could have bought a replacement for Chaos!
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TD did you not have a fight? only its what most norvern monkeys do.
go out get very drunk have a fight then a curry , then walk(wobble) to the coloured gentleman in the toilets and make him spend the rest of your lose change on sex toys , finishing your night with a puddle of sick in the car park .
You couldn't ask for a better night out.
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22-09-2005, 10:03 PM
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Re: Re: Visit to Gav
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Originally posted by critter
finishing your night with a puddle of sick in the car park.
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Welcome to the Midlands...
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22-09-2005, 10:05 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Visit to Gav
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Originally posted by Jono
Welcome to the Midlands...
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Innit
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22-09-2005, 10:37 PM
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Re: Re: Visit to Gav
Gav can manage all of the above before 10.30
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22-09-2005, 10:41 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Visit to Gav
Quote:
Originally posted by Jono
You're welcome to the Midlands...
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No, it's OK. You keep them . . .
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