Apologise in advance if this appears in anyway racist to anyone browsing these forums and do not mean to cause any upset!!
SORRY!!!!!
here goes...........
There are three men in a prison in South Africal; two white, one black.
The first white guy says "I'm in for six years for robbery. The judge said i was lucky , if it was armed robbery it could of been 10years".
The second white guys says, "I'm in for 15years for manslaughter. The judges said i was lucky, if it had been first degree murder then i would of got more than 20years".
The black man says, "I've got 20years for riding without my bicycle lights on. The judge said that i was lucky, if it had been dark at the time then he would of given me life"!!
Sorry again if this offended anyone....
Will Nurse
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