Forum: Torkin Bollix
01-12-2011, 06:36 PM
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Thursday Jokes:
My American wife made fun of me because I use the metric system. So I beat her within 2.54 cm of her life.
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I phoned the police the other day. "What's your emergency?" they asked. I said "Two...
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