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Originally posted by Matt
Well, in that case, thank god for Leah.  
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Leave it out Lanky.......Imagine how cool i'd have looked, picture the scene:
I roll up to the boatpark in Essex, my freshly prepared Tangerine Beast slips softly from its 'old gold' metalflake trailer into the crystal clear waters that is the thames estuary.
With a gentle sweep of the incoming tide; the floating phalis turns side-on to reveal its name whilst Capt Chaos starts the motor. The roar of the 225 horses encased in its onyx black cage draws yet more attention from the unlooking crowd.
With the big motor purring, Chaos pumps up the sound system, unleashing a bit of Nile Rodgers or 'yes sir, i can boogie'........Then, without warning, he drops the hammer; placing his size 10 kippers firmly on the big red GO button!
And off they head, wind in their hair.....together Slug & Chaos.
Have i changed your mind?
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